Robin Hood's Bay

Here is a little something that I found on the beach at Robin Hood's Bay, just south of Whitby. No idea what it is or even which way up it goes. I am pretty sure its Jurassic from the location but no idea if it was animal or plant. I'm not even sure if the fossil is a cast of something missing or a cast of something that was there. If you get my drift.

Personally I would venture a guess at plant. I think that the thing is upside down and that the striations in the empty conical tubes are where something is missing. On one side there are the faint traces of the other side of this shape, which I believe might be root or rhizome. Just guess however.

I see little point dwelling on it at the present time but perhaps someone will come back with an opinion.

The Trilobite's Lifeless Calcite Eyes

A piece of The Collector of Tales

.... That was more of less what happened when I tried to get a room sorted here. The only difference was that once we had got down to the issue, we haggled over the price. Well, that and the fact that I claimed that I was the mother of a smoking dog. Don’t ask me how. All I know is that I swallowed a couple of syllables in my translation of the word 'overnight accommodation’ and out it popped uninvited as it were. I have to say that this linguistic error was to my advantage however. It kind of caught her unawares and I think threw her out of focus on the price. Anyway five trupps was, I thought, a bargain even though there was the obligatory non-refundable deposit (for fumigation) which the hairy witch told me was set at another five trupps in these parts.

"On account of the calymeens." she had explained.

Then she had disappeared behind the bar for a few seconds before emerging with a look of triumph and a rather unhappy and pale looking creature about the size of her rather meaty hand and vaguely resembling a trilobite which she proceeded to crush on the bar before me.

“These calymeens! Hah!” she said and then grinned a gap-toothed grin.

Personally I think that she had kept that one there for the purpose. As the viscous juices of the hapless creature spread over sticky surface of the bar, I paid my ten trupps (and the shreeve tax – another trupp) and the key deposit (another two trupps but refundable if the key is presented on departure). Then with my bag, a huge key and my plate of smoke roasted and slightly warm pork on a dirty  birch-bark platter I made my way through the crowded room to the dark narrow opening with the words ‘Slepish!’ scrawled on the crumbling plaster above it in the hand of a large but moderately literate spider. The tankard of Horshp’s remained on the bar untouched. The dead trilobite watched me through its lifeless calcite eyes. 

Mass Extinction - Right Now! A Rant

I read some stuff earlier today about the 200 species or so of creatures that have disappeared from the UK country side in the past hundred years or so. Now if we think about the extinction of creatures like the Dodo and the Moa and the plight of white rhinos  and tigers, if we think about the demise of the thylocene (Tasmanian Wolf) and so on we could be  excused for thinking that we were facing a serious extinction event, sadly brought about  by humanity.

But that would be wrong, wouldn't it?

I know that we are doing some serious damage to the planet in terms of species dying out but I don't think we have  tipped the balance yet. A serious mass extinction event involves a lot of death. We haven't seen anything like it, not even in our best zombie apocalypse movies. In fact I don't think that we have  the intellect to imagine a mass extinction.

Take the Ordovician-Silurian event   (about 450 mya) which over a period  of about 1 million years wiped out something like 60% of all marine life. (Don't forget that most of known life was marine at that time). Shit, that's a a lot of death and all of this in critters that haven't even got a backbone.

Then again, there was the Devonian extinction (about 370 mya)  which killed off a lot of things over a number of different extinction events. If I seem a little vague it's because I'm not entirely sure from the record how many things were killed off. I think that it is reasonable to assume that much of it was marine still and that it was worse than the more famous K-T event that closed the book on most dinosauria.

The  Permian saw the biggest of them all according to fossil  record and academic view.Arguably, in this Great Dying, something like 96% of marine life and 70% of land vertebrates were killed off. That is a shed load of death. This all happened some 250 mya. Think about it. Only 4% of marine life survived. This is the event that saw the trilobites disappear for ever. It's like seeing the Great Barrier Reef turned into a marine desert - and I've never been there... Trilobites had been around in some form for about 250 million years. By comparison homo sapiens, us if you prefer, have been kicking our heels on the planet for about 2 million years.

Then the beginning of the Jurassic with 34% of marine genera disappearing. On land the dinosaurs survived and crocodiles...what is it with crocodiles because they are still around now?

But apparently large amphibians disappeared for ever. (How many large amphibians are you familiar with outside Japan and China)

Then there is the K-T. This is dinosaur bye-bye time. I'm not entirely sure what that really means because I'm not entirely sure where a dinosaur ends  and a  bird begins but what I do believe is that an asteroid smashing into the Yucatan peninsula some 65 mya opened up the world for the mammals and out of them came us. Not good if you are an Apatosaurus or anything else that a human , posthumously and with hindsight adds the appelation 'saurus' even if you know you are not a lizard!

Where does that leave us now. Well lets get back to the original premise.

Are we living in a mass extinction event right now?

Probably not.

But that is not to say that we will not move into such an event if we don't pay attention to the world that we are living in and abusing so badly. What would it take to kill off 95% of he world's animal life ( other than killing off an  appropriate percentage of the planets green plant life). Maybe a shift of 5C up or down in the planet's average temperature per ecosystem?

Most of our religions are ill equipped to deal with the issues because they are by definition  fundamentally humanocentric so that as we seek the afterlife, we give scant regard to the life of the world that follows us or the world that will follow humanity ( and / or mammals because we will probably all go together.)

That's enough for tonight. I will return.......

The Bone Bed

Only a specimen from a bone bed could be  this packed with different fossils. This sample comes from the Rhaetian Penarth bone bed at Aust Cliffs - that's the cliff face just underneath the old Severn Bridge (near Bristol if you don't live in the UK) on the English side.

The main fossil in here is a piece of vertebrae, possibly a marine reptile - I'd go for an ichthyosaur personally but that's no more scientific than that they were around at that time! However, it looks like vertebra - it appears to have a groove at the top and it is flattish or rather disk shaped as can be seen from the third picture ( that is the one I took just after I dropped the specimen on the  stone floor in the kitchen and it broke in half!). You can also see clearly the 'honeycomb' bone structure.

There are also a number of other fragments that are probably small coprolites -excrement - or possibly other bone fragments.

There are also a couple of small fish teeth visible and one can be seen in the fourth photo.

I'm not entirely sure what a bone bed is really other than that it appears to be an assembly of various bits of dead and now fossilised animals and excrement that are pretty broken up generally and with very few, if any reasonably complete specimens. This is all presumably the result of some natural catastrophe that has overwhelmed an ancient ecosystem and killed much of the living content - at leas in these cases the animal content.

The Rhaetian is the most recent  period of the Triassic period, about 200 mya. Here we are talking of the ascent (not the zenith ) of the dinosaurs and, possibly more exciting in one respect, a time when the earliest mammals appear in the fossil record. Astounding isn't it! Sadly (in at least one respect) , this bone bed appears to be marine or at least for those creatures living in water ( fresh or otherwise) and so we would not expect to find mammals here. However, I am not dismayed. I live near a location called Vallis Vale near Frome in Somerset (England).  This fascinating geological location is the site of the famous 'de la Beche' unconformity and I believe I am sure I have read somewhere is the location of an early mammalian fossil find.  However, I can find no evidence to support this online at present although I hope to  comment further on this in the future.

I really can't believe that I dropped the damned thing on the floor!

Now This Is A Big Oyster!

The oyster fossil was stuck fast in a crevice in the large slab of rock that had been exposed by the receding tide. I noticed it as I was running past and took a brief detour to satisfy my inquisitiveness. Everything around it smelled of salt and the sea, even this strange rock with its layer upon layer of skin. It was cold to the touch and it was still wet. The strong smell of seaweed was the only other smell that had the strength to rise above the salt. The slabs of cretaceous rock didn't have a smell of their own and in my two-tone world there was surprisingly little to distinguish the oyster from the other. Everything in shades of blue and yellow, everything salty and sea weedy. The tide was new out so there were few other smells, perhaps shellfish, maybe crab?

I touched the strange rock with its onion skin of growth, chipped here and there by the action of sea and stone and over-eager fossil hunter. Not my problem though. It wasn't alive and what was once within had rotted away too long ago for my keen abilities to detect. I sniffed it once more and barked at it but it didn't run away. See. Not alive. Not food. Not a toy. 

I left it there and headed back up the beach. A few million years more or less would make little difference to it, I might have guessed.

OK, so I got bored putting my point of view all the time and went for that of my dog, Gandalf... but I still don't know what this large oyster fossil is that I managed to prise out from the rocky crevices at the low tide mark on that Isle of Wight beach. The crime is that I can't remember which one.

The Devil's Toenail - Gryphaea obliquata

I would like to say that I found this at Lyme Regis or perhaps somewhere up near Robin Hoods Bay but alas I cannot. I actually bought this specimen in a second hand shop in Matlock Baths a number of years ago. It is probably Jurassic but as I don't know where it came from I cannot be sure. I suppose that it might have come from the National Stone Centre in Derbyshire but I don't know what rocks are exposed in the old quarries there and, given that it is an SSSI, fossil collecting is forbidden.

Gryphaea is an extinct genus of oysters that were around in the Jurassic and Cretaceous periods and

are particularly abundant in the Lower Lias in the UK. They have been found at Lyme Regis since the time of Mary Anning, and probably before, but never by me. I guess that it is time that I went and had a look.

The specimen is about 52 mm in length. Of the two images, the first is without flash and the second is with.